Stationary Whore. May 1, 2008
I’m not even half way through making notes on Motivation (how ironic) and Emotion….but I’m very easily distracted today.
Yesterday was cool, I got some stationary! I’m a stationary whore. It’s all delightful…I did buy some stuff just for the sake of it though. A new ruler ‘cos the one I have has a little scratch on it and some new Bic Biro’s (the perfect pen) even though I have about 7. Well now I have about 12. Just in case I run out of ink in my exam. 
The FP needed to enlarge her back tyre on her car yesterday and so I accompanied her on this adventure. She couldn’t even read the charges, looking at the vacuum cleaner place she thought pumping her tyre would cost a pound. I pointed out it was actually 10 pence a minute, which is stupid when you come to think about it ‘cos all you’re paying for is some air. I did take a photo and will upload it at some point in my life. [EDIT] Here is the photo. Hahaha she has no chin. Much like a worm.
On the way home the FP decided to rant about what she hated more as a motorist; cyclists or buses. She chose buses I believe, due to her comment of “I hate buses, they’re too large, fill up the whole road and are full of people who can’t afford to buy a car” Haha she’s so friendly
I went back to her house to visit the 3 little terrors etc. She was looking through her new dictionary/thesaurus, telling me “They haven’t got the word vagina in the thesaurus! How disappointing, let’s try anus” She’s a very immature FP. This is what makes her THE FP. Apparently when I left and she was drawing up a list of house rules with the children, Affaf said that he wanted one of the rules to be to “share”, because I “telled him to share”
I’m going to visit again tomorrow me thinks, if I get all my work done today…the day is young so I should be able to. If I stop looking up Narnia things/watching Prince Caspian related videos. Which reminds me! HERE Is the Prince Caspian soundtrack, available for pre-order (only in America though, Play don’t have it yet and Amazon.co.uk do but it’s an import and quite expensive.) and it has previews of the songs! They all sound amazing, can’t wait to get it. I’m having a dilemma though…do I pre-order now and get the import….which is expensive and what not, or do I just wait till it comes to the UK. Think I’ll wait. I’ll just listen to the previews. Harry Gregson-Williams = a genius.
I’d like to add…that I despise baths. Our shower is broken, and we’re not getting a new one for like another 10,000 days. Baths are filthy, you’re just lying there….in water that is full of your body filth…soaking back into your skin. You come out marginally cleaner but showers are the way.
I was watching Bill Bailey on youtube yesterday….he welllll makes me laugh.
Now to stop being a dosser….get motivated….and get back to work.
i feel that you have misrepresented me in terms of my bus rant. i shall seek legal advice.
the vagina/anus bit though is catalogued in its entirety and i stand by my right to behave like a child when the mood takes.
thank you sir
Don’t even get me started on Bill Bailey….
On occasion (which is probably more often than anyone will care to contemplate) I watch all three series of Black Books back to back!
and i did go nad buy the little book of calm!
I wrote ‘nad’ instead of ‘and’ but it reads funnier (if you, like me, have the brain of a twelve year old)* so I’m gonna leave it.
*I keep it in a jar
Hahaha it reads gonad…(in my mind) and that amuses me greatly.
“Let go once in a while, you are a loose lily floating down an amber river”
I actually have a Little Book of Exam Calm, it’s wonderful. Although I have never swallowed it as it is far too large.