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The adventures of Skelly and Sir Sue January 21, 2009

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I’m bored of writing in first person. The following post, from this point on, will be in third. So there.

On the cold, windy day of Wednesday last week, Skelly and Sir Sue decided they should have an evening out together, before Sir Sue moved back to University. Due to the cold weather, Sir Sue decided it to be appropriate to get a cab to the Spoons pub, Skelly certainly didn’t disagree with this notion. When Sir Sue arrived at Skelly’s house in the cab, she informed Skelly she had a pair of socks in her pocket. “Why have you got socks in your pocket?” Skelly asked. “I thought they were gloves.” Sir Sue replied.

During the journey, the taxi man felt it appropriate to talk to them both, telling them a story about his day and revealing that he was in fact, a little bit racist. They were glad to get out of the cab and into Spoons. As they sat down, Skelly suggested they try a cocktail as she looked through the menu. Sir Sue agreed and they settled on one called “Jelly Baby.” Both really enjoyed it, although when Skelly decided to try eat the lime afterwards, she was struck by its sourness.

A few moments later, Skelly found another drink she would like to try, Sir Sue informing her it was indeed quite tasty. Sir Sue settled for some bargain beer, which she quite liked. The drink Skelly had was magical. It was a sweet, pink sherbert drink, that tasted to lovely and sweet she felt the need to declare to Sir Sue after every mouthful that it was the nicest thing she had tasted. This influenced Sir Sue to have one also.

As lovely as Spoons was, the two decided to move on to another place, in which there was music and dancing. As they walked there they realised how cold it was. Arriving at Ye Olde Phoenix, they paid to get in and basked in the warmth. Skelly spotted some familiar faces, friends of her brother’s. She made a note to talk to them when she could. She and Sir Sue headed upstairs to the dancing room and immediately began to dance, although the music was not to their taste. The familiar faces were found in the dancing room minutes later and Skelly went over to talk to them. One she had met numerous times before (we shall call him Todd), recognised her and greeted her, introuducing her to a new person with whom she shook hands. Skelly got a bit bored of trying to listen to them talk so she went back to dance, before accompanying Sir Sue to the drinks vendor.

On their way back to the dance floor, Skelly bumped into a man who she vaguely recognised, although never having met him before, as another one of her brother’s friends. He somehow recognised her to be a sister of one of his friends, despite Todd not being there to tell him so. They shook hands warmly and Skelly felt a little partial to his tall, dark and handsome looks. His name was Tam. They spoke for a while, before Skelly and Sir Sue went to carry on dancing. There were songs on they liked now, which made them happy.

They danced and they danced, until they were informed the Ye Olde Phoenix was actually closing. This saddened them both. They left in a crowd of people, exiting to the street, enjoying the coolness of the winter air. As they walked towards a taxi, Skelly’s new friends were there. They greeted them happily and asked them if they wanted to go to the Tree Inn next door. Skelly and Sir Sue did. They stood outside the Inn for quite some time, talking about nothing. Skelly discovered Tam was Welsh. Tam discovered Skelly’s desire to be a Clinical Psychologist and also found out they earnt £22,000 a year to train. This impressed Tam and he joked that Skelly would be paying for a date. They laughed.

Skelly isn’t sure how the date issue got from a joke to being a bit more serious, she is hoping Sir Sue can. But that is what happened. Tam asked Skelly for her number, she gave it to him. In return, he gave her his. He then asked her to go on a date. Skelly thought he might still be joking, so she agreed in jest. They arranged a place and time for the following day. Eventually they all went into the Tree Inn. Tam asked Skelly if she wanted a drink, Skelly declined politely. They sat on the big comfy sofas, where the realisation hit Skelly that these were her brother’s friends and perhaps he would not be too happy with her hanging around with them or joking about going on a date with one of them. Todd found this funny and told her he was going to text her brother and tell him Tam was serenading her. Skelly took his phone of him and erased the said text before it could ever be sent. Todd then rang Skelly’s brother. Skelly wasn’t happy, until Sir Sue pointed out he might not actually be on the phone to him. So Skelly rang her brother to check. His phone rang and she felt triumphant. Until he phoned her back again to ask her why she was phoning. The cat was out of the bag. He didn’t seem to mind too much.

The next day, Skelly mentioned to her brother that she thought Tam was joking was he asked her on a date. She neglected to mention they  swapped numbers and had arranged a time and place. Her brother agreed that he must have been joking. Skelly felt a little disappointed but didn’t mind so much. Much later, she checked her phone. Tam had sent her a text after she had left the Tree Inn, reminding her to text him. Skelly felt confused. She weighed up the evidence with Sir Sue and the FP and they both thought he wasn’t joking. She left the matter.

Her brother went out with Tam the following night. She got a text from Tam asking her out on another date. This was quickly followed by a text from her ogre brother telling her to say no because he wouldn’t be happy with it. Skelly asked him what was going on and her brother told her again it was a joke. This time it was obvious he was lying. Skelly text Tam back the next day, but heard nothing back from Tam. The FP argued  that her brother may have told him to leave Skelly alone. This made Skelly annoyed.

Skelly is procrastinating now, she has work to be getting on with. This blog has gone on for too long, so she bids you farewell.

 

This and that January 15, 2009

I need to start doing some work. I’ve so much of it to do, but I don’t feel the urge to start. Shame.

I’ve read quite a few books lately. Some good. Some bad.

Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen

 

 A lovely book, not quite as good as Pride and Prejudice, but worth the read. Very heartwarming and so sad in places. Love it.

The Man In The Picture, A Ghost Story – Susan Hill 

I was expecting so much from this book. It never came. The whole idea of the story was fantastic. The story itself, in my opinion just didn’t take the direction it should have. Amazingly short, most of it filled with little details not needed nor really cared about. It didn’t expand very much, I think if you read the back of the book you’d know as much as I do having read the whole thing.

The Woman In Black – Susan Hill

I ordered both The Man In The Picture and The Woman in Black, the latter being the more superior read. It was actually quite scary in places, at one point I did exclaim “Oh no!” outloud. A much better read, still quite short though and still a lot of unnecessary detail.

The Book Thief – Markus Zusak

 

Brilliant read. So different to anything I’ve read recently. Written from the perspective of Death, who actually isn’t at all scary and provides some heartwarming moments, in Germany in World War 2. He writes about a girl called Liesel, who likes to steal books. I don’t want to give too much away, but I highly recommend it.

I don’t just read books

Enchanted

I got this the other day. What a lovely the film. The cartoon bit at the beginning, not a patch on old Disney cartoons. But the film itself is really lovely.

I ordered The Picture Of Dorian Gray today, I hope it’s a good read. In the meantime I shall read the rest of Mansfield Park. *Ahem* Do some work I mean.

 

Facebook/Myspace/Myface/Spacebook January 11, 2009

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I have both. Begrudgingly. I do like them in they allow you to keep up with your friends. I don’t like them in that you get friend requests from people who you knew of….but never spoke to. What’s the point in them adding you? They didn’t speak to you back when you were in school or whatever, so what’s going to make them speak to you now? It’s all for the friend counts if you ask me. Some of the people that have added me, I didn’t even know they knew who I was. At school I very much blended into the background…but somehow people still know who I am. Strange.

 

I can see the Eiffel Tower January 9, 2009

Yetserday was a good day. I got my new laptop, which I am currently on now. It’s very good. I approve.

I met up with my good friend Daniel yesterday. A couple of years ago, he and I went to some archaeological dig thing, to look at what they found. I do not know why, ‘cos it was raining and we left half way through the tour. But anyways, we were highly amused by the man who conducted the tour of the archaeology found. This is because he said “Sorry if I glaze over…..” with a big pause. Pause enough for us to think….”wow he’s going to pretend to be possessed or something!” He actually ended the sentence by saying “…my glasses might steam over.” Anyways, when I was reading the local paper, the very same man was there in an article saying the findings they had found were going to be put on display at the art gallery. Hurrah! So Daniel and I decided to go and have a look.

The art gallery was lots of fun. We went into the Godiva gallery and played on the interactive things. Then Daniel found a dressing up box and decided to put on a crown and then use one of the pretend horses. See below.

King Daniel

It's blurry 'cos I was laughing

Then we went into the history gallery, which for some reason occasionally has noises of sheep and cows. In there were other activites…some I think were made for children…such as the weaving thing, however, Daniel insisted on playing with them all. We eventually found what we went for, the things from the archaeological dig. There was another interactive activity, “smell a medieval toilet” in which you lifted a flap and smelt inside a hole. Again Daniel wanted to do this, but he was scared about what it might smell like. Consequently he made very strange and odd noises before smelling it. When he did he first said “that actually smelt quite nice” then a minute later decided it actually smelt really horrible.

Before we went to the art gallery, we went to the Anne Frank exhibition in the cathedral. I purposefully didn’t write this blog in the order we did things as I wanted to end on a more thoughtful and sombre tone. It was really sad, there was a section about the Holocaust in general. In this bit there was a picture of a girl, she was naked and the caption read underneath that she was mentally disabled and the Nazi’s took the picture of her before they killed her. She looked in so much distress, they were holding her round her neck. It really upset me to see, but I felt it important that they had it there to show how horrific it all was. They had lots of artifacts there, Anne Frank’s diary being one. And photos of her and her family. And a life sized replica of her room. It was all very moving. It really makes you think.

Anne Frank's Diary

Anne Frank's Diary

AnneFrank
 

I think my lecturer is a werewolf January 6, 2009

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I am having a bit of a pointless rant. Admittedly there are much more important things to rant about, however, this is my subject of choice. The subject isn’t my lecturer being a werewolf…that’s just a thought that occurred to me today when I noticed how hairy he was.

Anyways.I don’t know if you have noticed but at the start of every year, before Christmas and before summer, magazines are inundated with “do’s” and “don’ts.” This annoys me so much. Who are they to tell people what to do and not to do? It’s supposed to be issued as advice, I hear you say….well if that’s the case they should print it without using orders like “Don’t have a hot shower in cold weather, have a lukewarm shower instead.” That bit of “advice” in the magazine  annoyed me a lot. I was thinking about it when I was in my hot shower. They argued that having a hot shower in cold weather makes your skin very dry. I argue having a lukewarm shower in sub-zero temperatures makes my mood very poor. I actually don’t care if my skin turns into sandpaper from having a hot shower, at least I will be warm and happy in those moments in the shower. Lukewarm shower indeed.

Then of course are the mandatory diet pages, telling people to lose weight in every way possible. Again, I don’t care. While they continue to print these diet pages, a lot of them print horror stories of people with eating disorders and often say that it’s fine to be curvy. How hypocritical, when a few pages later they tell you how to lose a million dress sizes in a day.

To conclude, I basically wish magazines like that would stop telling people what to do and let them live their lives happily, in hot shower water. And for the record, I didn’t buy the magazine, I just happened to read it.

 

Goodbye Mr Chips January 2, 2009

Today I have had a bit of a spring clean. Well it started off as a spring clean….then I got a bit bored and just put things under my bed and in my wardrobe. Consequently my room looks tidy. But actually isn’t.

I also watched Goodbye Mr Chips. For the second time. I watched it yesterday too. I can never watch good things only once. It was a brilliant TV drama. Martin Clunes was wonderful, as usual, as Mr Chipping. As for the character Mr Chipping, I would have liked to have him as a teacher. I cried a lot during it, because there were many sad parts. I noticed a familiar face, a young William Moseley, I had to check on IMDb to make sure I was right and I most certainly was. He’s only in it briefly, an uncredited part. But I noticed him all the same. I saw another familiar face, I can’t remember who he is though, it’s driving me quite mad, I may have to watch it again. Not that I mind of course.

It snowed today. A bit too late if you ask me. Christmas was over a week ago.